Cowboys And Indians

[gaznlou]

Cowboy: "That your dog?"

 

Indian: "Yep."

 

Cowboy: "Mind if I speak to him?"

 

Indian: "Dog no talk."

 

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

 

Dog: "Doin' all right."

 

Indian: (Look of shock!)

 

Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian)

 

Dog: "Yep."

 

Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"

 

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

 

Indian: (Look of total disbelief)

 

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

 

Indian: "Horse no talk."

 

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

 

Horse: "Cool."

 

Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)

 

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Indian)

 

Horse: "Yep."

 

Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"

 

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."

 

Indian: (Look of total amazement)

 

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

 

Indian: "Sheep lie

[Biscuit]

:D :D :D :lol:

[gregers]

brilliant :16: :)